Lisa’s @hallways_are_runways performance received poor criticism despite her artistic flair being off the richter. “I was struggling financially due to my last employer sexually harassing and abusing me and I was on insurance payments because he had given me P.T.S.D. The payments were due to stop, I was supporting fashion by buying online and barely able to pay bills or rent.” Lisa says, in the middle of a global financial crisis and without work, she considered the A.F.L because it had a lot of Victoria’s money.
She launched herself into the role of First Ever Female AFL Coach and begun mentoring the St. Kilda players via Instagram. “I figured the last thing they needed from a supermodel was to tell them how to kick a football, they get enough money to be athletes so they better know how to do it already. What they didn’t have was a stunning woman with size E breasts, dancing to Kelis My Milkshake and tearing them to shreds for losing games. That’s where I came in.” It’s safe to say Lisa’s entrance raised the eyebrows amongst the Australian Football League and it wasn’t before long, that her career was put to an end. “I demanded compensation for the work I had done, I got them winning games at the start of 2020. But, the big men in big places didn’t want to pay me. Instead they disgraced me.”
Lisa was expressing her star sign as a Leo with small indoor house fires, apparently she created too much attention for others, their raging jealousy led them to report her to authorities. “It was innocent and I’m no pyromaniac, the people who launched their spears at me seriously had it in for me.” A.F.L still widely known as a men’s club, Lisa didn’t think twice when she stated: “I will come to kerosene and light the oval on fire if you don’t win this game.” Yet, again, she was told to stay quiet and out of St. Kilda’s way, by the police. Lisa never would have actually lit their oval on fire, everyone knows that, she was passionate and says she can recall many worse off remarks when thinking about the crowd the A.F.L unites.
Regardless, she had Nick Riewoldt and the players spraying dare iced coffees all over the change room walls, in response to Lisa asking them and Dare Iced Coffee to pay her, or at least provide her with free iced coffees.
She didn’t stop at St. Kilda and went on to persue the A.F.L as taking on industries is somewhat her forte.
Despite their silent treatment to her on Instagram, there were signs that she was back as Marilyn Monroe, rocking vengeance and with certainty was known throughout the entire league as the blonde vixen bombshell. “He (Nick) came crying to me in a dream, I said ‘don’t come to my house.’” And shut the door.
Marilyn Lisa Monroe Forever, Who Brings All The Boys To The Yard And Into Winning Games? That’s Right, She’s The One He’s Got Tattooed On His Arm.
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